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Subpar parking job Find the speed boat in "Underwater"

The Traitor Defeat any boss by playing one of his own minions.

This Took Half My Life Experience the entire Black Meze tour

A call for aid Light the beacons in "Port"

Avoidable Survive being afflicted by Voided x999.

Barrel of laughs Complete "Port"

Conscientious Objector Complete the Home Castle through Barbarian Boss areas without attacking any foes.

Glow and Behold Complete the Radiant Ravine secret mission on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Practice Makes Perfect Reach level 5 with 2 Legends.

Improvised Exploration Device Use the spring boards to get across the chasm in "Underwater"

Oxygen Levels Nominal Complete Oxygen.

Bea the Builder Fabricate 35 Slime Science gadgets

Equal Opportunity Destroyer In The Shadowed Throne, collect geistkraft from each zombie type in a single match.

Trial by Fire Complete all secret Nether levels on any Apocalypse Plus difficulty.

Bubble Trouble Using the Bubble Bow, have 10 mobs bubbled at the same time.

Shining Brightly Complete all challenges in Sunlight.

Craft Master Craft every item.

Spring cleaning Clear out the room directly after the zipline in "Port"

Seafood Skewer Defeat 10 mobs with a single Trident explosion.

Tapped Out Defeat Monkey Red.

Adorable Explorer Complete Lower Temple on Apocalypse difficulty with the desert rabbit as your companion.

Not to Plan Complete Energy.

Iceologer's Revenge Kill a Glow Squid using an Ice Wand.

The Eponymous Squid That was strange...

Gravity's Embrace Complete Evacuation.

Step Down Break the stairs on the towers stage

Only Way is Up Unlock the climbing mini-game.

Ballistics Be Damned In The Shadowed Throne, reach wave 15 using only melee weapons.

PIZZA PARTY Make a pizza!

Secret Sub You might have to submerge to find it

Always on Spine In The Darkest Shore, rip out the spine of every Zombie type.

Acclaimed Acrobat Achieve 70 hits with a single activation of the Spinblade.

I know how to use it Unlock tablet

Platinum God Collect all items and unlock all secrets and endings

Treasure Trove Enter the Stronghold Vault.

Cash only (Silver) Collect 100 000$

Real Platinum God 100% the game

Putting on a Show In The Shadowed Throne, keep a Gekocht alive on the stage for 1 minute.

I'll Be Home for Christmas In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from Beneath the Ice.

Prairie King Beat 'Journey Of The Prairie King'.

Charting the Stars Plant a navigation flag into an asteroid.

Ship it Complete "Dockyard"

Sumo-Sized Defeat the Giant Monkey Yellow.

Making History In The Darkest Shore, escape from the island before the bombing starts.

Lost Power Return the lost conduit to its rightful place.

Bring Home Gold Bring the trophy to the escape pod during Evacuation.

Platinum Obtain all trophies

You jelly? Finish a Story level with both sides covered in jam (jelly)

Best of the Worst Place a tarr on the #1 Slime Stage

I can afford that (Silver) Spend 100 000$ in shop