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I've got 99 problems but this trophy ain't one Complete 100 feats

Space Marine War Machine Complete 2243 Machine Wars on Normal or Hard.

... Oops. Complete "I'm Probably Dead"

Getting good! Get 10 albatross

Galvanizer In Alpha Omega, kill 115 zombies with Galvaknuckles in a single match

No photos Destroy all the cameras in FIRST WORLD BANK within 10 seconds of drawing your weapons. To complete this challenge, you will have to have played the heist from the start.

Fixxxer Create a new custom instrument (guitar, drums, mic)

Spectral Successfully Sneak Across the Yacht's Deck in Disruption

One Man Army Buy all weapon upgrades in campaign mode

King Score 5 million points in 1 run

Unstable Combustion Blow up a Warpfire Thrower by shooting them in the power cell

Slow But Steady Wins The Race Your objective should be to raise a single character to level 30. There is great meaning in accomplishing what is difficult. To find your answer, you must set your sights high.

Platinum Awarded when all other trophies have been unlocked

The Lumberjack Unlock Woodie

Excellent Driver Reach A-Spec Level 40.

Coordinated Assault Use the Coordination System to reach an objective

Past-Future Time Loop Complete 2243 Something to Crow About on Normal or Hard.

Horde Mode Defeat three waves of enemies in a Wave Room

Connected 1 Finish 10 online races

Hallucination Nation In Rave in the Redwoods, stay in Rave Vision for 5 minutes after scene 10.

Twice as Nice Get 10 Double KOs in matchmaking games.

Spanner in the Works I can be quite handy when I want to be
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Asahel Finish the game in under 4 hours

The Bakers Dozen Massacre In The Darkest Shore, line up and kill 13 zombies with one Ripsaw shot.

Lycanthropes Defeat 500 Lycanthropes

Look on my works, ye Mighty, Build an Accomploshrine

Midleveling crisis Reach rank 40

Straight to the Source Complete 1924 You Take the High Road on Normal or Hard.

I'll Save Myself the Trouble Complete 2401 The Hooded Man on Normal or Hard.

Tiny Hands Thin you deck down to 20 or fewer cards

Crank Up the Gain Complete "Plankerton Storm Shield Defense 6"

Gone Fishin' Hit each type of underwater mob with the fishing rod.

Healthcare System Take potions from breakables 20 times

Severe Pommeling In The Darkest Shore, kill 250 zombies with Barbarossa's pommel in one match.

...and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal. Complete the Story mode on any difficulty

Watch Me Shine! Complete the Doll Face story on any difficulty.

60 to 0 Kill a player with full health in one shot.

Teacher's Pet Achieve a Platinum medal in all of the Gymkhana Academy tutorials

Mob Kabob Hit five mobs in the same Charge attack using the Spear

Perfect Future Complete 1924 Future Perfect on Normal or Hard.

Forever Fated Find your destiny in the Room of Fate in Dead Ops Arcade

Movin' On Up Promote any Dwarf at least once.

Blowin' Up! Reach dreamer level 30

Deathraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Deathraven.

The Kid You unlocked The Kid!

Recon Specialist Complete 5 Intel Assists in Quick Matches

Back From Whence You Came! Defeat 10 Wildfires.

Animal Handler Collect all the animal orbs.

Sage Collect 250 pieces of lore

So, What Do I Win? Win a spin on Khallos' slot machine.