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Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Gator Meat Kill the Apex Predator in Fawtick Bayou

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Pound It Kill the Apex Predator in Sapphire Bay

Survived Again Survive Again

Wiser Reached Elder Growth

New Breed Acquire 50% of available evolutions

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

This Is My Movie Kill the Apex Predator in Prosperity Sands

Ophidiophobia Slay the Queen of Venom

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Atlas of Beyond Discover the Atlas of Beyond

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Ocean Terror Reached Mega Growth

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Tricks Didn't Help Ya Kill the Apex Predator in Caviar Key

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Dominating the Bayou Complete all objectives in Fawtick Bayou

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

I Thought You Were Tough Kill the Apex Predator in The Gulf

The New Apex Predator Destroy all Apex Predators

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Déjà-vu Slay the same creature four times in a row

The fastest one Get 36 fragments in less than 6 Min

Platinum Midnight Become a master collector

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Vengeance Is Mine Get revenge

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Tourist Terror Complete all objectives in Golden Shores

Queen of the Wasteland Complete all objectives in Dead Horse Lake

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Vacation From Hell Complete all objectives in Prosperity Sands

Master builder Stack three Pillars

Dropping Property Values Complete all objectives in Sapphire Bay

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Deep Sea Explorer Find all nutrient caches

Tourist Find all landmarks

Garbage Collector Find all license plates

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece