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Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Badges Collect all badges.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John