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The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Impaired Drivers Defeat both Mecha Imps and their taunting Imp pilots.

Dangerous Minds Complete "Dangerous Minds"

Tortoise Toppler Defeated the adamantoise.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Survival Expert Reached maximum survival level.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Angling Expert Reached maximum fishing level.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Missing piece Find the first missing piece

Dizzy Decimator Defeat 30 enemies with the sword spin attack.

Enkindle Light a bonfire flame for the first time.

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Digging Up A Bone Defeat Muggshot

The World Wanderer Collected all trophies.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Mayday, Mayday Defeat Black Baron

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Dead man's chest Finish episode 0

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Whirlwind Of Awsome! Purchase Sly Spin Attack 3

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Embrace the Flame Become a Host of Embers for the first time.

Iudex Gundyr Defeat Iudex Gundyr.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Vampire Exterminator Stop the vampires

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Dragon Punch Defeat Chinese Dragon

Partial To The Potions Drink 32 Health Vials.

Old School Sneaky Attempt to perform any original game cheat code.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Hug It Out Complete Dynamic Duo

The Bends Collect Dimitri's diving gear

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Pink Power Murray Fighter Purchase Diablo Fire Slam