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The Lumberjack Unlock Woodie

Jungle Jammed Reach the Ice Caves.

Careful What You Wish For Complete the grand finale of the
Fishy Tales of the Nekomata.

Look on my works, ye Mighty, Build an Accomploshrine

Real Platinum God 100% the game

Midleveling crisis Reach rank 40

Fweeen! Release the Shock Minions!!

Pistol Pro Clear all 10 Primary missions of the game with the Bolt 45.

I eat asteroids for breakfast Complete Commando mode

Platinum Obtain all trophies

Five-Star General Reach the Five-Star General rank.

Monster...ARISE! Defeat a boss while in the
Monster Cat form.

Banner Banned an Object

The Chief Escapes Complete The Asylum

Grim Reaper Defeat over 10000 enemies.

...and despair! Use the Accomploshrine 725 times

Then what? Reach rank 50

Trick or Treat Complete all Asylum rooms in a costume

Millionaire Earn over $1,000,000.

A Knight's Word You rewarded the herbwoman for her help as promised.

I Conquered All Beat All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions (Excluding DLC)

Speed Runner Beat the fastest time of all missions of the game.

BIG SCIENCE Unlock all parts

Jack Of All Trades Unlock all Proficiencies.

Good Samaritan Rescued 30 Children

Chromophobia Collect all Asylum Warning Signs

The Bionic Merc Craft all Bionic Mods.

Craftsmanship Craft over 100 knives and 300 gun parts.

Every Trick in the Book Perform one of every trick

Decorator Craft 20 Ornaments and 20 Banners.

Following the masses Entered a door 4 times where more than 50% of all players had done so

Imperium Mandragora Island is now your dominion.

Einzelganger Entered a door 4 times where less than 50% of all players had done so

Seen a Lot Complete 50% of the journal.

World's Finest Complete All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions with 3 Stars

...Lest You Be Judged Complete the grand finale of
A Cause to Daikon For.

Mind the Gap Collect all Underground Warning Signs

Careful Planning Complete High Voltage with a single input

Our Dashing Hero Complete Toot Toot Splat by only juicing up once

Well Traveled Complete The Underground

SERIOUSLY, DONT MESS WITH THE RAUSER Sink an Acemarine

Henry the Bruiser You beat the best brawler around.

Curb Your Goat Picked Up Poop

Match Master Achieve 555 match 5's

Honey, I can see Hell from here! Complete the grand finale of
Hell's Where the Heart Is.

Death is only the Beginning Complete the grand finale of A
Spirited Seven Nights' Haunting.

Creation Myth Discover TowerForge

New Area Kill Hush for the first time

Dig In, Y'all! Whomp up a mess o' vitals and
eat the heck out of 'em!

Crouching Child, Raging Demon Take out the final boss while in
Demon form.