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Obsessive Complete 10 challenge levels

Platinum God Collect all items and unlock all secrets and endings

Golden gun Obtain a gold medal in 10 different challenges

Real Platinum God 100% the game

Seventh Heaven Complete Stage 7-8.

Ready for RAD Finish any Pro level with every landing, grind and launch perfect

Platinum Obtain all trophies

I've got 99 problems but this trophy ain't one Complete 100 feats

Jungle Jammed Reach the Ice Caves.

Midleveling crisis Reach rank 40

Careful What You Wish For Complete the grand finale of the
Fishy Tales of the Nekomata.

Pistol Pro Clear all 10 Primary missions of the game with the Bolt 45.

The Lumberjack Unlock Woodie

I eat asteroids for breakfast Complete Commando mode

Fweeen! Release the Shock Minions!!

Look on my works, ye Mighty, Build an Accomploshrine

Five-Star General Reach the Five-Star General rank.

Monster...ARISE! Defeat a boss while in the
Monster Cat form.

Grim Reaper Defeat over 10000 enemies.

The Chief Escapes Complete The Asylum

Then what? Reach rank 50

Millionaire Earn over $1,000,000.

Speed Runner Beat the fastest time of all missions of the game.

Trick or Treat Complete all Asylum rooms in a costume

Jack Of All Trades Unlock all Proficiencies.

I Conquered All Beat All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions (Excluding DLC)

Banner Banned an Object

...and despair! Use the Accomploshrine 725 times

Henry the Bruiser You beat the best brawler around.

Chromophobia Collect all Asylum Warning Signs

BIG SCIENCE Unlock all parts

The Bionic Merc Craft all Bionic Mods.

Good Samaritan Rescued 30 Children

Craftsmanship Craft over 100 knives and 300 gun parts.

Decorator Craft 20 Ornaments and 20 Banners.

Imperium Mandragora Island is now your dominion.

Every Trick in the Book Perform one of every trick

Following the masses Entered a door 4 times where more than 50% of all players had done so

Seen a Lot Complete 50% of the journal.

Einzelganger Entered a door 4 times where less than 50% of all players had done so

World's Finest Complete All S.T.A.R. Lab Missions with 3 Stars

...Lest You Be Judged Complete the grand finale of
A Cause to Daikon For.

Truce You've helped the two quarreling villages reconcile. For now.

Mind the Gap Collect all Underground Warning Signs

Careful Planning Complete High Voltage with a single input

Our Dashing Hero Complete Toot Toot Splat by only juicing up once

Well Traveled Complete The Underground

Honey, I can see Hell from here! Complete the grand finale of
Hell's Where the Heart Is.

SERIOUSLY, DONT MESS WITH THE RAUSER Sink an Acemarine

Death is only the Beginning Complete the grand finale of A
Spirited Seven Nights' Haunting.