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Blackout Murky Station - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

The Pacifist Murky Station - Finish the job without anyone in the crew killing anyone.

Headhunter You completed Assassin's Run with 100% accuracy using only head shots

Fuck It, We're Walking Alesso Heist - Finish the heist without using the zip-line or bag chutes on OVERKILL or above.

Hedgehog Get 10 or more arrows stuck in a Bulldozer at the same time.

Like a Boss Finish the campaign in Elite mode

Basement Dwellers Counterfeit - Prevent cops from entering the basement before opening the safe on OVERKILL or above.

Alpha Centurion Defeat 100 Tower Guards.

Not Even Once Undercover - Finish the level without anyone getting downed or cuffed on OVERKILL or above.

Time Management You finished Chain Kill or Bend Time Massacre without failing any wave, including bonuses

$1.8M Speedrun Mallcrasher - Loot $1.8m in loose cash within 50 seconds of starting the heist on OVERKILL.

The Real End You completed the Dark World... you are awesome.

Juggernauts Beneath the Mountain - Finish job on OVERKILL or above without any player going down.

Thanks for all the fish! Had a fleet of 3 Fishing Trawlers

Fastest Gun in the West Kill 6 law enforcers within 6 seconds of killing the first while hipfiring with the Peacemaker .45

Commando Crew Beneath the Mountain - Open the 4 vaults with loot within 10 minutes on OVERKILL or above.

Blind Eye in the Sky Golden Grin Casino - Finish the heist in stealth.

Hazzard County Goat Simulator - Finish day 2 within 4 minutes from when the escape car is available.

Let the Man Work Biker Heist - Let Mike the mechanic finish the bike without any interruptions on OVERKILL or above.

How the Fuck Can You Grin? Golden Grin Casino - Finish the heist on Death Wish.

We Built This City on Electric Progressive House Music Alesso Heist - Finish the level on Death Wish.

All Cloakers Eve Prison Nightmare - Finish the heist on DW or above.

Retro Rampage Beat All Warpzones

Sound of Silence Alesso Heist - Finish the heist without your crew killing anyone.

Goat In 60 Seconds Goat Simulator - Secure 6 goats in the escape truck within 1 minute of it arriving.

Vengeful Rain Brooklyn 10-10 - Finish the heist on DW or above.

The King of Pearls Had 3 Oyster Farms and a Jewelry Workshop

Salt Boy Beat The Salt Factory light world without dying

Full Throttle Biker Heist - Finish day 2 within 120 seconds on OVERKILL or above.

Christmas Party Stealing Xmas - Finish the heist with at least 10 civilians zip-tied near the Christmas tree.

Say Hello to My Big Friend In the Scarface Mansion job, kill the boss on the OVERKILL difficulty and above.

Seasteading Had 1 of each waterborne buildings in a single playthrough

Every Dog Has His Day Scarface Mansion - Finish the heist on DW or above.

Big Hitter Get a score of 50,000 in Bodycount in one game

Offshore Haven Have 5 superpowers in Offshore Offices

The Silent Front Completed a Sabotage action in multiplayer

Pacifish Yacht Heist - Finish the heist without killing anyone.

Pass the Ammo Brooklyn 10-10 - Finish the heist after placing 8 ammo bags in the ammo cage on OVK or above.

High Roller Golden Grin Casino - Finish the heist under 14 minutes.

Great White Yacht Heist - Finish the heist on DW or above.

I'm A Golden God! You got 100% on Super Meat Boy, start bragging!

Glutton for Punishment Finish Game in Contagion Mode

A Rendezvous with Destiny Brooklyn 10-10 - Reach Charon within 6 minutes on OVK or above.

My bad Kill your teammate.

Waterworld Had 10 Floating Apartments and no residential buildings on land (excluding shacks)

Big Brother Had 5 Police Blimps

Ducking Awesome Get 3 headshot kills with 1 shot while using the Donald's Horizontal Leveller barrel ext.

You Belong Here Finish Game in Contagion Mode Without Dying

Heavy Boots Complete the game in Ironman Mode

Nightmare Complete the game on Nightmare Difficulty