CaptTM

Sheep Kebab Flame 10 sheep in Stone Hill

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk