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More Boat Buy a new boat.

Go Mecha Baller Unlock every trophy!

Acid Lover Defeat King Lurk

Your Biggest Fan Defeat Waveform

AI Winter Defeat Iterator

Fledgling Baller Complete a run on the first difficulty

Journeyman Baller Complete a run on the second difficulty

Master Baller Complete a run on the third difficulty

Emperor Baller Complete a run on the fourth difficulty

Time Lord Complete a run in under 30 minutes

Ability Master Unlock all abilities

Upgrade Master Unlock all upgrades

Weapon Master Unlock all weapons

Bad Kitty Beat the game with Cat Rascal

Double Marinara Beat the game with Sprout

Rough And Tumble Beat the game with Prot0N

Trigger Happy Beat the game with Mika

True Hero Reach the true ending

Netrunner Ensnare 4 enemies with a single NetLink

Gilded Age Have more than 1000 coins

Big Spender Spend more than 100 coins with a single Midas Wrath

Itty Bitty Spider Killed by a tiny spider

Ballbreaker Kill 10 Roller enemies with collision damage
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Extravagant Buy 10 items in the shop within the black hole.

Unstoppable You created 10 upgrades.

As good as new You created 30 upgrades.

Maximum defense Unlock all sentry turrets.

I'm the violence All trophies

Hoarder I filled my bag with every good I could find. I'll eventually either sell it all or make myself some nice weapons. (Collect 99 of each resource)

Efficient execution It would have taken too long to do each prisoner independently, so I lined them up and killed them all with one swing.

Cold snap I knew he could see me with those frozen eyes. One quick thrust and blood welled up through a hole in the ice. He never had a chance. Kill a frozen enemy. Nearly die, then heal. Easiest to do by letting yourself almost completely bleed out.

healthy i need to stay as healthy as possible.

Storm brewin No time to even react. There was a flash and an incomprehensibly loud noise. A moment later the three bandits laid smoldering on the scorched ground. Kill 3 enemies with 1 bolt of lightning.

Popular I will need at least ten loyal followers to take up my cause. Recruit ten followers. (Flies count, as do animated plants (spell), probably also Alarm Bell fires)

The greatest memory These shards of crystallized experience are scattered everywhere. I've counted at least five hundred so far. Think of all the memories I'll have! Have 500 unspent experience during a run. Note: Stacks with Experience Trader

Lord of the flies Is there even a man amongst that cloud of flies?

Should have been there There was nothing I could do... The fight was over but he was bleeding badly and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I just kept walking. (Happened when my bloodmage companion bleed to death. not sure what caused...)

Defensive Go ahead tire yourself out upon my shield. Block a large amount of enemy attacks with a shield. (Just keep blocking til you get the achievement)

Pious My god loves me. I have dedicated my life to him and he'll surely not abandon me now. Right? Reach maximum favor with a god (indicated by number of white lit candles around the shrine).

Backstabber All these soldiers always yelling about honor on the battlefield. I'll stick to the shadows, thank you. Honor means little when you're dead.

Vengeance for the meek I may be a simple farmer. But the warmonger has gone too far. He has to die. Defeat Shield as the peasant.

Surpassing the master Just how much of a mage could a chunk of obsidian really be anyway? The time for praying is over. Now is the time for some new blood.

Humble godslayer I do not need any useless memories to distract me from my task.

Elementalist The only way to truly appreciate magic is to master its every form.

Kingslayer He may be imprisoned, but that is no justice for his crimes. My army will show him true justice. Kill Brearg with the Solider

Fractured mind All these different memories... I do not know who I am anymore.

One solution Pray to thousandfold that you may continue to incite violence. But don't pray too hard. Pray too hard.

All i see is red Did i do this...? maybe what they say about me is true.

Masterful lock picking Fine! I don't need a key anyway! I will just smash it open!

Back to the grindstone It started out as just a simple weapon. Now I am sure it could slay a god. Get a weapon up to +10.