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Paladin Palaver You defeated Cedric.

Behold My Army Have 60 Minions at the same time.

It Takes Two Form a level 3 bond between two soldiers

Freak City Receive a Curse.

Poppable Achieve glorious victory on any map on Impoppable difficulty

Supersonic Man Equip 4 movement speed stickers on an instrument.

The 400 Blows Take 400 nightstick blows. Maybe a few less.

Evil Dragon Godesses Not Welcome Defeat Tiamat

Gold seeker Get all gold medals in story mode.

Transformers Optimus paint engine.

Can't Stop the Fighting Perform three offensive actions against the same target with a Skirmisher in a single turn

Get by with a little help from your enemies Complete any quest in online multiplayer, with at least one other player.

Matriarch Masher You defeated Clarisa.

Billy Sorrows' Reading Club Interact with as many books as you can.

Deep Space Superstar Get 40 reputation in Deep Space.

The Mad Man Gift the Trash Bag to Sean.

Evicted! Outrun the stampeding prisoners.

Neat Freak Eliminate all the mushrooms in a level of arcade Centipede

Cage’s Buddy Gift the Sovereign Ring to Cage.

Ladies’ Man Gift the After Shave to Andy.

Tinsel Town Successfully dress the Christmas Tree with Tinsel.

You Can’t Charm Me Destroy 8 robots in a 1010 battle.

Sweet Revenge Use Burning Hair Fashion against Eve.

Zero tolerance Stand up to Quince as many times as you can.

Glam Dunk Perform a slam dunk on Ever, Everer, Everest.

Moose Hunter Find the hidden moose in the UK Upper track.

Dooooooom! Match 50 Uber Doomskulls Gems

Geoff is a Legend Type 'Geoff is a Legend' into global chat

Legs! Legs Everywhere! Reach the top of the local scoreboard in Millipede

Rise of the Robots Complete a mission with three or more SPARK units in the squad

Full House Complete the Full House Special Mission

Undead Armor Kill a Ravenii wearing Bone Armor

Hostile Territory Corrupt a map to have eight mods.

Power Unlimited Earn a Orb of Power from a Holiday Event

Blowing Bubbles Received A Gift From Sog-Gee, Water Gatekeeper

Rocky Beginnings Collected All Of Earth's Wisps

That Damn Unicorn You defeated Sparkle.

As Good As It Gets Completely upgrade an Attribute Discipline in MyCAREER.

Act 3 completion You completed Act 3.

Evil Found A Way The plot thickens.

Say no to bullying Stand up to Sam as many times as you can.

Pedal to the Metal! Beat any Hard track with the Helium with zero faults.

Bank Shot Score a kill in Combat's Tank-Pong using a shot that has bounced at least 7 times

Next Time Bring a Map We know what you did.

Done and done! All weapons and upgrades unlocked on normal difficulty

Ring Master Fly through all the fire rings, and reach the remote island in the Wingman track.

What Can I Do You For? Encounter the Merchant 10 times

Dawn of a New Era Reach the top of the local scoreboard in Liberator

Fea(s)ts! Complete 100 feats

The Faustian Bargain Encounter the Daemon 5 times