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The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Man is the warmest place to hide Complete the Wizard mode on the Thing Pinball.

Evil AI unplugged Defeat SHODAN in the final Cyberspace battle on the System Shock Pinball table.

Self-destruction initiated Collect all self-destruct code digits on the System Shock Pinball table.

Cyborg hunt Eliminate at least 3 cyborgs on the System Shock Pinball table.

Dragonblood Level up all the skills once on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Pure Talent Complete 30 games in a row.

Strong Will Coordination value is higher than 75 point.

Super Marine Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 3

Trash Vaccine Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 4

Made It All Green Completed 100% of the objectives in zone 5

Master spelunker Survive the Buried Tunnels while taking zero damages

Can't touch this Survive the Aberrations Chambers while taking zero damage

Basement hero Survive the Forgotten Crypts while taking zero damage

General Defeat 3000 enemy minions

Ace Mountains Unlock all stars (Mountains)

Ace Swamp Unlock all stars (Swamp)

The Prince The Prince

The Weaver The Weaver

A path. A purpose. A path. A purpose.

An understanding. An understanding.

The Choice The Choice

Farmer wings Reach level 9 Farming

Master Miner Reach level 9 Mining

Master Hunter Reach level 9 Hunting

Jack of all trades Reach level 9 in all disciplines

Master Chef Reach level 9 in cooking

Treasure Hunter Find a treasure map and dig out the treasure

That Fang ain’t yours dude! Finish the game

Hoarder kitty Achieve a 100% game completion

Who needs the lottery? Collect a total of 2500 currency

Mine depleted Find all ores in the game

Anywhere and everywhere Activate all teleporters

Master Swordsman Acquire all sword upgrades

The Legacy Archer Acquire all bow upgrades

9 lives Acquire all health upgrades

Nowhere to hide Find all hideouts of Rampelkimpers

Expert Hunter Clear level 15