CalamityNic

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke.

Down, Not Out Defeat an enemy while dying, then recover without any help.

The Rescue Complete 'Blackout' on Veteran difficulty.

Jellyfish Jam Defeat Jellyfish King

After Her! Complete Chapter 3 in Chris' campaign.

There's No "I" In "Team" Completed 15 missions in co-op

Dryfoot Don't touch the hazardous water in Shady Oasis

Money Talks Complete Chapter 1 in Jake's campaign.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect all the figurines.

All Activities completed Completed the Tallneck, Bandit Camp and Hunting Ground in the Cut.

Rescued! Headbutt every turtle in Turtle Soup challenges

The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

Trouble No More Clean run in the trolley

Warm up the Crowd Heat up the audience

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game.

Finish What You Start Perform a coup de grâce on ten enemies.

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Unburnt Don't touch the lava in Skelos Badlands

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

5 Machine Types Repaired Used the Machine Repair or Mount Repair skill on 5 different types of machine.

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Long Distance Complete the long glide to Orb in Autumn Plains

There's Always Hope Complete Chapter 4 in Chris' campaign.

Ganked Steal a Popcorn Crystal from Hunter

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

The Guardian Fernus The Guardian Fernus

Lucky Winner Hit the jackpot at a slot machine

Long for a Savior Long for a Savior

Guardian Angel Successfully escort ten friendly cargo shipments.

Bird is the Word Flame the Pigeons first in Metro Speedway

Godlike Unlock all of the Secrets of London.

Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game

Moving Up In The World Sunrise Spring: Launch the Transporter Balloon

Yard Work Headbash every rock in Winter Tundra

City of Teslagrad City of Teslagrad

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

Stomping Target Practice Sheila's Alp: As Sheila, destroy all headbash treasure chests

A Key Move Molten Crater: Unlock the locked treasure chest

A Life in Letters Collect all of the Royal Letters.

Look Sharp Find 15 enemy intel items.

Spatula Seeker Collect 10 Golden Spatulas

Foreign nation of Motorland Foreign nation of Motorland

Free Radical Escape a level 5 police chase

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

RGB Use all 3 types of power-ups in Ripto's Arena

Buzz Off! Buzz's Dungeon: Defeat Buzz

War Hero Complete all chapters on Professional.

Captured Grues Captured Grues