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Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Home Sweet Home Completed Episode 3.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.