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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Back in Business Do your first job for Mike Bruski.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Home Sweet Home Complete Chapter 2.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Collector's Item Find at least one collectible in the game.

Hats Off! Shoot Tyrant's hat off his head.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

20 Kills: Pistole Kill 20 Enemies with the Pistole

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

Tuned Ride Upgrade one of your cars one level.

Home Sweet Home Completed Episode 3.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic