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I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Moronic Drone Get a job

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Badges Collect all badges.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold