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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Supernatural Born Killers Defeat 5 Descendants With a Sniper Rifle

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

In Memoriam Pick up Frank's note after it's discarded

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Sharpest Tool in the Shed Find all workbench tools
4/5

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
0/80

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

I got this Find all training manuals

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Lights Out While in stealth, turn off the spotlight generator in Pittsburgh

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Prepared For the Worst Find all workbenches
10/11

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Build Em Up, Break Em Down Upgrade and then break one of every melee weapon
4/5

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.