CRAZIMAX

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Bookworm Read all story files.

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Royale with Cheese Defend Burger Town.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Health upgrade III Unlock the Health upgrade III perk

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Snap + Slide 8 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 8 pieces in 30 seconds or under.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Hard Choices Complete the Grantebridgescire Arc

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.

It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature! Complete your first Animus Anomaly

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Paperboy Collect 5 letters

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Builder Reach settlement level 3

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.