CONVICT-NICK

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you