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Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Moronic Drone Get a job

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest