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Colonel Complete all levels on the normal difficulty

Mankind Is Your Mask Complete 3 missions without causing a single Military Alert.

Mind Over Antimatter Fully upgrade the saucer's Sonic Boom.

Designation: Demolition Destroy 3 Towers using the BDL-23 Dohvat

The Duck Who Would Be King Collect $10,000,000

This Ridiculous War Complete "Armiquist vs. the Furons!"

Ride the Lightning Fully upgrade the Zap-O-Matic.

Alien Conqueror vs. Robot Soldier! Destroy 50 robots.

Term Limited Assassinate 50 politicians.

Mind Over Matter Fully upgrade Psychokinesis.

Sun, Surf & Probes Collect all Probes in Santa Modesta.

Impeached Complete "Attack of the 50 Ft. President!"

Thrifty Painter Complete Act 3: The Mission firing less than 125 paintballs

One More Good Day Brought along an unhealthy snack

Dust in the Wind Fully upgrade the Disintegrator Ray.

Trail of Wreckage Destroy 500 vehicles.

Tripletapper Get 3 headshots with 1 magazine, using the secondary fire on the IvP-18 Tropov pistol

Postmodern Abstractionism Kill an Eternalist with a Paint Bomb.

Heads Up Win a Run

Crabherd: It's Like a Shepherd for Crabs Keep all the baby crabs safe.

There's the Beef Tip 100 cows.

Beep Beep Beeeep Kill 10 Helghast with the secondary fire on the M327 Grenade Launcher

Earth-Shattering Kaboom Fully upgrade the Ion Detonator.

Just Business You got the information you needed from the Rothwild Slaughterhouse

Area 86ed Complete all side missions in Area 42.

A Much Less Perfect Union Complete all side missions in Union Town.

The Tyrant's Inner Tyrant Open the nested Moon Bear King doll all the way.

Platinum You unlocked every trophy in the game.

Ace Pirate Town Ace Pirate Town

Don't get cocky Defeat 5 enemies with Adrenaline Rush on the speeder simultaneously

Shoot first Defeat 6 enemies simultaneously using Adrenaline Rush

Now You Learn to Love the Bomb Fully upgrade the saucer's Quantum Deconstructor.

Disproportionate Force Kill 1 unfortunate Helghast soldier with 3 rockets from the BLR-06 Hadra

Out Like a Light Acquire the HALPS Prototype and disintegrate a Visionary.

Toothpick Master Get 20 kills with the M32 combat knife

Orbital Strike Take down General Adams with a grenade

A Conspiracy of Probes Collect all Probes in Area-42.

Food for Thought Extract 250 brains from living humans.

General Complete all levels on the hard difficulty

I Voted! Vote Correctly in a KOTH match

Eco-Warrior Hit 15 Helghast soldiers without reloading, using the secondary fire on the M66 SD Submachine gun

Ace The Frigate Ace The Frigate

Heavy Hitter Perform a 10 hit combo with every character

Probe Town, USA Collect all Probes in Union Town.

Kicking Government In the Seat Complete all side missions in Capitol City.

Master Spy Collect all the Intel documents in the single player Campaign.

Call Of The Siren Kill 25 Helghast soldiers with the VnD-10M Siren

How rude! Blind 30 enemies with Nix attacks

Hard Times Finish the game on Master difficulty

Cache Dispenser Use 40,000 gold