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Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

War Never Changes Enter The Wasteland

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

Chose Life Stayed in reality.