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Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Legacy Croft Manor: Finish the Blood Ties story

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Up, Up and Away Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Masterpiece Perform a 200 hit combo

Up Close and Personal Kill 50 enemies using the Chainsaw

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons

The Witch Bottles Baba Yaga: Unearth all Survival Caches in the Wicked Vale

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

The Guide Collect all Virgil commentaries

Light in the Dark Reach Holy Level 7

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Pack Rat Store 25 Items in Safe

Gates of Hell Defeat all enemy waves in the Gates of Hell Arena

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Old-School Play a single-player game.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Holy Man Max out the Holy path

Gutgash Thrives Reduce threat to 0 in the Parch Moon region around Gutgash's Stronghold

The Damned Punish or absolve all 27 shades of The Inferno

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.

I See London, I See France Die.