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Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Two Birds with One Stone Kill 2 enemies with a single bullet.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Royale with Cheese Defend Burger Town.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Ten plus foot-mobiles Kill at least 10 enemies with one Predator Missile.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Soap on a Rope Storm the gulag.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Unnecessary Roughness Use a Riot shield to beat down an enemy.

Some Like it Hot Kill 6 enemies in a row using a thermal weapon.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Desperate Times Execute the plan to help the Americans.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Whiskey Hotel Take back Whiskey Hotel.

The Pawn Assault Makarov's safehouse.

Out of the Frying Pan... Complete the mission in the airplane graveyard.

For the Record Complete the single player campaign on any difficulty.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.