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Backstage Circus Save the lead singer Jimi.

Spanish Inquisition Take the Mayan codex to safety.

Genesis Help Tesla get the tower running.

Psychedelic Syncopation Successfully play with the band.

Soviet Escape Escape and sabotage the rocket.

The end of the beginning Complete construction of the time transporter and use it to jump back in time.

Woodrock Encore Time travel to the Woodrock Festival Encore within the story campaign.

Geology Rocks! Find all 4 minerals on the moon.

The Slow Draw Kill 5 enemies with the Musket.
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Manu Complete 3 big jumps into water over three meters.

Elite Diver Complete the game in four hours or less

Brutal Chorus Complete the Campaign on Hard Difficulty

Pest Control Destroy all Electroflies in the Single Player Campaign

Space Pirate Drink at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign

Straight Edge Destroy at least 20 bottles of Nom Juice in the Single Player Campaign

Red Barrels Explode all the red barrels on the rooftop while in a helicopter

Your teddies protect you. Collect Julia's 3 teddies.

Kasparov Solve the chess riddle in less than 20 moves

Bad habits Smoke 5 cigars

Nade Happy Kill 1000 Players With Grenades in Public Matches

It's all about me! Complete 500 Public FFA Matches

You're the Bomb Complete 500 Public SND Matches

This is not Rodeo Drive Complete "Hell Street" trial

Cowabunga! Discover Turtle's lair

Newbie Reach level 10 in Survival mode

Healthy relationships Find the last condom in Nowhere

Storm the Abbey III Slaughter 233 Monks

Arrow of God Make the most unbelievably long Headshot

Accident Prone - 3 Crash 500 times.

Gnome News is Good News - 2 Break 100 lawn gnomes.

Gnome News is Good News - 3 Break 200 lawn gnomes.

Not a Dog Person - 2 Get killed by 50 dogs.

Not a Dog Person - 3 Get killed by 100 dogs.

Human Speedbump - 3 Get hit by cars 150 times.

Pristine Gloves Defeat Iron Maiden without ripping your gloves

Hard Headed Parry Scurvy's headbutt attack 3 times

The Cake Is a Lie Defeat The Magician without punching the wrong portal

Ready for Your Training Montage Complete hard mode Focus Mitts without making more then 3 mistakes

Billionaire Reach 1 billion bankroll

Doesn't Know What Losing Means Achieve 5 flawless victories.

Skill Issue Die to a Fenix one time

Magic Mic Get Jimi to perform with his Magic Mic.

Carmageddon Complete a multi-kill with the RC car bomb.

Pack Mule Unlock all inventory slots.

Splash Bros Sink 3 shots from at least 1 meter across 3 different unique mini basketball hoops.

St Patrick's Day Light all possible flames in all Mayan levels green.

Journeyman Gladiator Complete all bonus objectives and flawlessly complete each tier 2 campaign

Legend Collect all the trophies

Hydro Hero Complete the game in two hours or less

Celebrity Perform 75% of the Single Player Skillshots