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Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest