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Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins