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Started from the Bottom now we're ERE As an Adventurer, buy an Estate in Byzantium and lead your line to become Emperors

Rags to Riches to Rags to Riches Starting as a Count, rule an Empire, become an Adventurer, then rule an Empire again

Byzywork Have five simultaneous House members as Theme governors (not including you) while not being the Emperor

Despoiler of Byzantium Become the Emperor of a newly-formed Latin Empire through a Crusade

Taxahontas If it moves, tax it!

Festival Of Firearms We now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.

Infrastructure Addict Transport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!

Top Marx We have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.

One donut to rule them all Become the most popular confectionery in Europe!

Mediocre! Complete the Succumb to Tempest Challenge.

Living In The Future High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.

Everybody Out! Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.

Dangerous Streets You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures

Ecotopia You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.

Bulletproof Politics It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.

Ignorance Is Bliss Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.

Food! Drugs! Alcohol! Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.

Apocalypse Now Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.

The All Seeing State Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.

Squeeze The Rich The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.

No Salad Left Behind You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.

Start Your Engines What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!

Anything Goes We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.

Silicon Paradise The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.

Gravedigging Boom Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.

Rural Tranquility Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!

United Nations Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.

Lonely At The Top Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.

Margin Of Error When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.