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Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

I Refuse To Die! Obtain All Death Wish Stamps!

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Sins of the Savage Son Complete Alexander: Midas (Savage).

Out of film Complete the game taking 40 or fewer pictures.

MAD SON Unlock every achievement of the game.

Guesspionage: Top Agent Pick top three answers in final round

Master of the Flying Assassins Clear any challenge of the Heliport arena by throwing all enemies out.

The Art of War VI Reach level 100 with any Disciple of War or Magic.
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Mission 12 Complete Complete Mission 12

Full House Sinner Have on your conscience every sin Johanka can think of.

It's only 3,520,485,254 XP Reach Level 99
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You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Gaze of the Abyss Complete Pandæmonium: Abyssos.

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Cleric's Pet Report to the Inquisitor all the wrongdoing going on in the province.

Divine Revelry Complete Euphrosyne.

Savin' That Moolah Beat Eye Of The Storm without using a Vendo in that level

High Stakes Complete The Sanctum without dying

Whose Side Are You On? Kill 1000 Mudokons and achieve the Bad Quarma Ending

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move Reach Level 99 with a Hardcore Character
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Book of Death Write Green into the Book of Death

Tubular! Ride the face of the wave for at least 15 seconds on a raft.

Too Pure For This World Beat the game without killing more than 100 Sligs

Hardest Mudokon in the West Complete every level without Abe dying

Guesspionage: No More Secrets Perfect guessing of higher/lower

Gameplay master, platinum Achieved every badge in the game

Nope Abandon an expedition

Beatmaker Col pugno

Boneworks You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

Heads Up! You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.

Diablo II Platinum Trophy Complete all other Diablo 2 trophies

Bonus Stage Oh! My car

I Am the Savage Delta, I Am the Savage Omega Complete Omega: Deltascape (Savage).

The Chosen One Got every other Trophy

Here Cometh the Iceman Finish the target with a snowball in the "Cyclone" arena challenge.

Dawntrail Complete the main scenario quest "Dawntrail."
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Tee K.O.: SHIRTALITY Get all the votes in a single battle in a 5+ player game

Thrillseeker IV Complete 2,000 instanced dungeon raids or trials.
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I Am the Savage Sigma, I Am the Savage Omega Complete Omega: Sigmascape (Savage).

Made to Order II Synthesize 1,000 collectables.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed: Ameliance Achieve a satisfaction level of 5 with Ameliance.
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Roadkill You give hit-and-run a new meaning.

Adept Angler Collect all the fish in one region.
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Well-oiled Obtain an amazing Manderville weapon.

Living off the Land I Gather 1,000 collectables.
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