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How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set

The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Nice Try Put an unrelated object on a shadow plinth.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.