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Death From Above 2009 Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Hitting Your Stride Power up any item

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Breaking Wind Acquire Typhon's Bane

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough Acquire Rage of the Titans

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Boss Batch 1 Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Blue Balls Acquire Cronos' Rage

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Whip it Good Whip the Steeds of Time

Time Waster Play for at least 100 turns in a single level.

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Creepy Crawler Kill an enemy by emerging from a Secret Passage.

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).

Bad Cop Shrink and Punches - Do not stop Blake from hitting Dupré

The People's Champ Reach Arena Rank 5 (Campaign Arena only).

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Lift With Your Knees Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Shiner Acquire the Golden Fleece