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Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Done Done Done For excellent and dedicated field work in the field of battle for completion

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Champion Win the Season Championship

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Burnt Toast Defeat Toasty without getting hit by him