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Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying