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And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

The Apprentice Complete chapter 4

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

Deliverance Release friend

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.