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Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Retribution Complete chapter 3

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.