Benign_Seraphim

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

The Royal Guard Grab your shields, serve the Monarch and complete an adventure with three or more heroes where all are Guardians.

Mílt's Restraint "Arrows are not all there is to an archer master. It is about self-restraint and finding other ways to take a life beyond bow and bolt. You might learn a lot, so try it, but not during an entire adventure. That is just foolish."

Shock and Awe Overcharge your Sorcerer for a shocking turn of events, then Stun or kill ten foes with the Counterattack.

Pit Fighters Sharpen your hooks, team up and complete an adventure with three or more heroes where all are Barbarians.

It's Alive! Unleash a Frankenpeep and use it to kill 5 critters

Tetris® Master For Tetris® Masters only. Earn the Show-off, T-Spinner, and Simply the Best badges.

The Prince The Prince

The Weaver The Weaver

A path. A purpose. A path. A purpose.

An understanding. An understanding.

The Choice The Choice

They're Not Dolls! Get a perfect score in every Challenge Room

Graphics Card Melter Get 2183 points in Bloody Muridae

Misdirected Love Dodge Sangrienta's "Vampire Kiss."

Legit Proof Finish off Seth with a Diving Kick.

Mansion of Metamorphosis Heard one muttering from every NPC in The Former Grandall Estate.
0/3

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

One Hero Wonder The odds are not in your favor, as a single hero you stand alone against endless horrors lurking in the shadows.

Crit happens! Defy all odds and just roll with it! Get through an entire Singleplayer adventure with just 1 hero.

Beheading the Hydra As the curse has been revealed, chop off the Hydra's heads and bury them in the sand forever, making sure they are to be found no more.

The True Evil Whilst playing as four, kill the Serpent Lord without causing harm to any of the doppelgangers.

Dulce et Decorum est Sacrifice 10 Martyrs across any levels

Vincere Aut Mori Have only a single injured hero peep left alive at the end of a level

Benefaction Earn 500 Spirit Energy from Sacred Altars across any number of Levels

Bench Pressing Obtain boxer level 30 in OWC

Cheesed It Finished every last morsel

Litter Picker Upper Break 9999 litter, all time

Just Throwing it Out There Earn a star for every Weapon in the Guidebook

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Deified Rate A in all categories on a level

Hamstring Blasting Obtain boxer level 45 in OWC

Squat Thrusting Obtain boxer level 60 in OWC

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.