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Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Dead on Arrival Complete Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Break a Leg Maim 100 limbs.
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Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

I Hope You Didn't Tea-bag Win a duel.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Anger Management Eliminate 10 enemies within a single activation of Wrath.

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Tool Time Kill 30 enemies with the Plasma Cutter

Insurance Risk Escaped a Police Zone after being chased for 2 minutes

Beat School: The Five Elements Who got the jazz? Add some horns to your beat!

Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Broken Toys Destroy it all

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Dedicated student Reach level 25.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.