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The End Complete the last Main Quest.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Deliverance Release friend

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.