BeefzoneListener

A safer place Sabotage the Soviet space program.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Savior Save 5 people besieged by zombies.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Humanitarian Kill 50 human enemies.

Mile High Club Sky dive to safety on Veteran difficulty.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Looks don't count Break the siege in the battle of Khe Sanh.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

SOG Rules Retrieve the dossier and the defector from Hue City.

Weapon Master Get a kill with each type of handheld gun, explosive and launcher in the single player campaign.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Instrument of Dissent Survived the Purge to confront a greater peril.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 enemies with hand-to-hand combat.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Broken English Escape Kowloon.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Some wounds never heal Escape the Past.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

100 Headshots Defeat 100 enemies with headshots.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Never get off the boat Find the Soviet connection in Laos.

Instrument of Tragedy Strode into danger's den and paid the consequences.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

The Dragon Within Kill 10 NVA with Dragon's Breath rounds.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Raining Pain Rack up a body count of 20 NVA using air support in Hue City.

Charted! - Easy Finish the game in Easy Mode.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Survivor Defeat 75 Enemies in a row without dying.

Clarity Crack the code.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

Stand Down Complete the campaign on any difficulty.