Bedbug79

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Passport Champion You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!

G.O.A.T. You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.

Journeyer You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!

Merchant You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?

Bad Barterer Bartering with Noodles made you lose. Barter responsibly!

Mixtaped! You're an eclectic music aficionado

Into the Unknown You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!

Go Big or Go Home You ONLY take risks.

Homesick If you're going to lose, at least lose fast... right?

Least Valued Player Who knew you could play by yourself and still lose? A feat in and of itself!

Poker, the Sequel You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!

Mirage Citizen Mirage Town, population: you.

SNOWBOARDING! You solved all your problems with the power of SNOWBOARDING!

Prank Daredevil You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!

Bad Listener Let's pretend that was your first option, shall we?

One-Star Review Worst financial decision ever.

Camp Experience You've seen half of the events in the game. Get some rest.

The Good Timeline You unveiled a dark secret of the complex lore of this universe.

Cool kidz don't gamble! You can bet all your money that gambling is no good!

Welcome to the Pizza Dimension You met the pizza-est version of your friends. Yummy.

BUCKET DAHLIA! HECK YEAH! Twin Powers Activate!

Pure Loyalty You really are a creature of habit.

Platinum Goober Unlock all other trophies.

Defeat James Come on now, this really wasn't necessary...

Defeat Horatio Defeat Horatio in battle!

Defeat Gottheil Defeat Gottheil in battle!

Defeat Gilroy Defeat Gilroy in battle!

Defeat GirlCat Defeat GirlCat in battle!

Defeat Dr. Illness Defeat Dr. Illness in battle!

Defeat McFishness Defeat McFishness in battle!

Defeat Nylon Defeat Nylon in battle!

Defeat Aerosol Defeat Aerosol in battle!

Defeat Scrut'nhaus'r Defeat Scrut'nhaus'r in battle!

Defeat The Hero Defeat The Hero in battle!

Defeat Athena Defeat the almighty Athena in battle!

Defeat Manny Defeat the diety of the moon in battle!

Find and eat the invisible grilled cheese. You must find and eat the invisible grilled cheese hidden amongst the world of Athens.

Never get hit. You've never gotten hit - not even freaking once, Cornball. YOU are the ULTIMATE RHAPSODOG.

Never get dead. You've never getted dead. That's right, you've cheated death so many times, that only someone who's really good at counting can count that high.

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! Capture a large wild animal while on a Hunt

Royal Flush As a character of a faith with the Fadaeyeen Doctrine, dispose of a Lowborn, a King and an Emperor

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Travel to a safe holding while your Capital is infected by a Epidemic

The Pharaoh Islands As a Scottish character, complete a Legend claiming your descent from Ancient Egypt

Regnum Dei As Baudouin of Jerusalem in 1178, defeat Saladin in a war

Platinum monster How is this even possible?!