BedCommando

Bibliophilia Read the last journal entry.

Ursus Descending Defeat the Moon Bear King.

The Ura Stop to the siege on the Bastion.

Flesh Re-animation! Regenerate with Splatter Siphon.

Crowd Control Singleplayer: Kill 5 enemies at once with a single hand grenade

Pincushion Get 50 kills with the Hedgehog in the single player Campaign.

Don’t touch the deck! In 'Dark Water' advance 90 meters towards the front of the ship without touching the deck.

Master of Disguise You made it through a story mission with your disguise intact.

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Perfect Sphere Master Complete the Sphere Grids for all main characters

Defeat Tropicallo Defeat Tropicallo

Gentleman Thief Open three safes in the Campaign.

Free Range Find sanctuary in the Holy Caves

Speedy Racer Earn 3 stars in every Hot Lap event

Pro Racer Earn 3 stars in every Race event

You Got Red on You Splat an enemy on a wall with a weapon.

Northern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 1.

Booty Master Collect all the prize bubbles on the story levels

Amateur Get 1 star in all Career events

Tricky Racer Earn 3 stars in every Freestyle event

The Business of Killing Perform a Splatterkill.

Play Complete all story levels without dying, with the exception of those levels that only end when you die

Professional Get 2 stars in all Career events

Champion Get 3 stars in all Career events

All Trophies All Trophies Unlocked

Hell on Wheels You achieved victory in all freeplay races.

Nightstalker Complete "The Nightstalker's Trail" quest.

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Pet Sitter Get four different domesticated creatures in the Bastion.

Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects

Streaking Run naked on the football field

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Southern Command You inspired the people of Paris Area 3.

Bog Walker Discovered all locations within Point Lookout

Complete La Marionetta Complete the main path of La Marionetta.

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Born on a Monday Defeat Solomon Grundy

Backpack Guy Kill gassed or blinded enemies using a Molotov, Semtex and Frag in 'Prison Break'.

Hand of the Prophet Defeated all waves in Emporia Arcade.

Only the Beginning Earn at least one Star in Co-op.

Heavy Metal Earn all Trophies

Amateur Curator Obtain 25 pieces of Treasure Art.

Stormcaller Complete "The Stormcaller's Path" quest.

Liberator of France You inspired the people of France.

Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines

Heavy Frikkin' Metal! Get 50 kills with non-fleshy weapons.

Practice makes Perfect Shoot all the targets in the training area in 'Ghost Team'.

Cutting Heads off Snakes Finish all Campaign missions on Veteran or Realism difficulty.

I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP

The Legend Begins... Complete a Legend of the Wasteland