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GOOD FORTUNE Found all the Cookies

Peerless Earn all trophies.

True Onimusha Complete the game on difficulty level "Carnage".

Glutton for Punishment Beat all Boss Rematch opponents on all difficulty levels.

This is Your Life Now Make third R.E.N.T.

Revoked! Have your Magpie membership revoked.

NERO You deliberately zipped the minimum number of people. Wow

Prospector Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.

A Whole Lotta Cardboard Fence one of every trading card.

Traveller Visit all of the VR Realms.

TALKATIVE Asked everything ever to the Collector

REAL LIFE COLLECTOR Collect all the figurines

Hero Complete the Lawmakers ending.

Life Admin Complete the Empyrean ending.

Wilbur? More like Wilmot! Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.

DATA-JESUS You zipped and saved everyone

I'M NOT STUPID Did not ask help from the Rubber Duck even once

USER PRIVA-WHAT? Collected all User Messages

ASDF GOD Answered correctly to the yellowheads crew in Speakers

SUPER FREAKING LUCKY Open up 15 chests in a single room

SQUASHED Beat Blinky without taking damage.

Employee of the Month! Complete everything Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop has to offer!

Cataclysm Complete the Hive Inc. ending.

Inevitable Complete the Cultists ending.

Eldritch Bacon Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.

Ascend Become a god.

Free Kyle Free Kyle of his shackles.

Rapid R.E.N.T. Make first R.E.N.T. in less than 10 minutes (of day time).

Rapid Run Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).

Calm Demeanour Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.

Such a Klutz! Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.

Donut Aficionado Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.

The Full Package Fix one of every module.

Faction Unfriendly Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.

It's Just So Frickin' Cool! Summon the cooler rock.

Wax! Wax Everywhere! Forget to latch the candle mold.

ANSWER KNOT NOT Answered all phones in the game

DEBUGGING THERAPY Debugged the game

I BEAT THE FLOOR IS LAVA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TROPHY! Completed the floor is lava without taking damage.

It's an honor to make games for you Reach the True Ending.

NOW THIS IS A REAL RUN Buy all of Chad's Items.

I SURVIVED THE BOULDERS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TROPHY! Don't take damage during a boulder floor.

GREATEST YEAR EVER! Pick the box that never gets picked 20 times.

NO FEAR Choose the Sharp Glass upgrade.

Thank you for playing! Get all the trophies.

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? Reach the true ending as Coco.

UN-FREAKIN BELIEVABLE Don't take damage for a single run.

SECOND GRADE CAN SUCK IT Pick the box that never gets picked 100 times.

DE-FREAKIN LICIOUS! Have some of Anton's famous coffee!