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World Saver Yeet World Ender

Crystal Clear Repair all crystal connections in the school

So Swole Complete Honk's Story

Ruler of the Gooniverse Collect all Pirates of the Gooniverse cards

The Blebst Around Collect all Blebs

Looks Like New Fix everything wrong with the school

Star Student Ace the Game (Get every credit)

Aerial Attack Use an aerial monitor to extinguish fires in “Cabin in the Whoops”

Not Youth Any Longer Complete the main story with an S rank on any difficulty.

Conscientious Objector Complete the main story without directly killing any enemies with guns, melee, grenades, or hazards.

Poilu Complete the main story on Veteran difficulty.

I Put The Rock In Teamwork Share your feelings with your fellow apprentice

I love you! Get 4 hearts of relationship with a dog

Elite Trench Raider Complete the main story with ending 3A, 3B or 4 using only melee weapons.

Over by Christmas Complete the main story in under 3 hours (no ending 1A or 1B).

And We Shall Never Say It Complete all Trophies

Grognard Achieve a new game S+ rank on Veteran, without checkpoints and unlimited saves (no ending 1A or 1B).

Hairy Day Complete the main story in 6 saves or under and without checkpoints (no ending 1A or 1B).

Practice Makes Perfect Beat your best time in the Heliopolis obstacle course

Beating the Unbeatable Win the encounter against two Shadow Creatures during the Prologue

Life and Death Defeat M.

Fresh Air Break 10 windows in “If a woodchuck could chuck”
0/10

Impurity Slayer Complete the boss rush mode

Parry Master Perfect guard 30 enemy attacks without getting hit

Tomb Smasher Defeat the Corrupted Tomb Guardian.

Lights Out, Campers! Turn off all breaker boxes in “Cabin in the Whoops”
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Do not drop! Don't miss any object being hurled at you by the cannon during your job evaluation

Cartographer Complete the map 100%

Water Skipper Skip on the water with the Spinner 5 times in a row

Digger Dig up 20 buried items with the shovel

Acorn Complete all Summer Camp missions
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Sapling Complete all Summer Camp missions with at least silver rating
0/2

Perfect Catch! Get 20 perfect catches with the magnetic rod

Sequence Break Find the Jump Boots during the Prologue

Battle Across Time Defeat the secret final boss.

Oak Complete all Summer Camp missions with gold rating
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You're Who, Now? Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.

Winds of Change Some shortcuts will bring unexpected consequences

Treasure Hunter Find all the Treasures from the Treasure Album

Item Hoarder Collect every item chest.

Hiding your sins Finish the Main Story without having a Corrupted Weapon in your inventory.

Shortcut Fall into the kitchen through the hole in the ceiling in “If a woodchuck could chuck”

Not Taking the Scenic Route Achieve Gold approach times for all Summer Camp missions
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He Earned It! Pet Mörk 100 times.

Harvest Moon Find all the trinkets under the rich farm soil

Master Hunter Complete the Abydos Museum's Natural History collection

VIP The crystals are called Tentaculum in your honour

GUESS I’LL DIE Thank you for your sacrifice

Oh, So That’s What Happened Find the reason for the explosion in “Critical Oversight”.

Out of Time Run out of time whilst a job is active.