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Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Historian Find every audio diary

Experimental Tech Kill 25 Aliens with each: Dubstep, InflatoRay, Bounce Gun, Disintegrator, Abduction, and Black Hole.

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Instrument of Tragedy Strode into danger's den and paid the consequences.

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
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Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

A very special day Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons.

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Masshole Kill 300 People

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

I Gotta Believe! Complete Arcade Mode with PaRappa

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Champion Win a Versus Match against a team of three AI opponents

I got this Find all training manuals