BeAvErLoBeNdEr

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold