Batte_Man

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Tools of the Trade Any weapon upgraded to the highest level.

Marksman Dismember 20 Limbs

Leaving for the New World Achieve 9S's ending.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

The Skilled Driver Complete a Barrel Bash Death Run

Whale Song You practised singing.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

The Minds That Emerged View the final credits.

Falling star Make a wish.

Machines vs. Machines 50 machine lifeforms destroyed by remote control.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Welcome To The Rock Completed the mission "Marooned".

Not That I Mind... 1 hour played with 9S in a certain state.

Destruction is My Job 80% of all unit data unlocked.

King of the Hill Unlock all trophies

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Lunar Tear The place of memories has been visited.

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

The Mercenary 80% of all quests completed.

Tis but a flesh wound! Sever 100 limbs.

Happy family Reunite the family.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Steam Punk Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dead on Arrival Complete Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Transcendent Being All endings achieved.