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And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

The Longest Night Complete the tutorial.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

What Goes Around... Defeat an enemy with their own Slowed blaster bolt

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Deliverance Release friend

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside