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The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Check It Out Capture 10 Checkpoints (Solo Campaign only)

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Montero Justicia Recruit the Monteros

Recovered Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Supercharged Won the race

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Neighborhood Hero Completed "Fair Play"

Forsaken Supply Raider Complete a game of Supply Raid on Bookstore, Home Town, Suburbs or Bus Depot

Glamping Build one of each Camp Facility (Solo Campaign only)

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Good Night for a Walk Anyways Completed "Sarah"

Level Up! Reach Driver Level 2.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Rage Perform a Vehicle Machete Kill from a horse

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Storm Cloud over Chinatown Completed "Better Get Used to It"

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Comic Violence Found a copy of Gangsters Monthly

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Murder in the House of God Completed "The Saint and the Sinner"

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

On The Podium Place in any of the top 3 positions during a 12 player race.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

I got this Find all training manuals

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Your Canuck Cousins Completed "A Trip to the Country"

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.