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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Up High, Down Low Give Claptrap a high-five.

Always Improving Reach level 25.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Best Dad Ever Finish the story on at least Standard difficulty.

Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

Vive la Révolution! Reach the church. Complete "Eye of the Storm" on any difficulty.

Requiem Escape the city. Complete "Blood Brothers" on any difficulty.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Storm the Castle Discover Makarov's next move. Complete "Stronghold" on any difficulty.

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Bad First Date Find the girl. Complete "Scorched Earth" on any difficulty.

Diamond in the Rough Rescue the Russian President. Complete "Down the Rabbit Hole" on any difficulty.

Who Dares Wins Complete the campaign on any difficulty.

Fed The Fish You completed the mission "Uncle Vlad".

Well, That Was Easy Complete the mission "Shoot This Guy in the Face".

Identity Theft Complete the mission "The Man Who Would Be Jack".

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

An Angel's Wish Complete the mission "Where Angels Fear To Tread".

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Mystery Stalker Reveal the mystery watcher

Pay Your Respects A moment of remembrance

Bombs Away Complete the mission "Toil And Trouble".

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Knowing Is Half The Battle Complete the mission "Data Mining".

Cool Story, Bro Defeat Jack.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Urban Explorer Discover all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood.

High-Flying Hurler Kill a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon.