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Colorful Unlock All Palettes

MR. FIX-IT Fix the Burbs teleporter

ENGINEER Fix the Athena teleporter

SPEED RUNNER Beat game in under 40 minutes

SCHKLIKT, KLIKT VOOMP Beat the game with the shotgun

VMMMM-PHT Beat the game with the railgun

ART CRITIC Destroy 100 Paintings

BAD PARENT Kill 50 Little Joby's

MINE CRAFTED Beat Trappy Mine

Blood On Your Hands Achieved maximum operational time in the blood sample.

Proven Leader Earn 500 Squad Leader Ribbons

COMPLETIONIST Get all trophies

BIG TROUBLE, LITTLE HANDS Beat the boss using Lil Joby

PUNCH DRUNK Beat the game without a primary weapon

UNTOUCHABLE Beat the game without obtaining any additional shields or health

COW-rageous Hands off the controls for 30 seconds

Endless War Reach Battle Rank 100

Platinum Artist Earn all of the Bronze, Silver and Gold Trophies in Guitar Hero Van Halen.

Closure The consequences of your journey have caught up with you

The Hard Slog Complete the game without using any wish portals.

Boviation Fly for 50 seconds or longer

OX-istence Become a bull

Brainstorming Achieved maximum operational time in the CSF sample.

A Helping Hand A final charitable act

Migration You return from scouting a new land

An Old Friend Fates have been flipped

Messenger You have delivered your most important message

The Cycle Everything comes full circle

The Nomad Great strides have been made

The Pilgrim Listened to the conflation of echoes

Supersafe Get maximum shields in Pure mode

PeaceaBULL Finish a level without shooting

Food For Thought Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the cerebrospinal fluid sample.

Water Bear Necessities Feed 4 rods to the tardigrade in the fresh water sample.

Within Time You have found another way out

The Martyr Path of self-sacrifice

The Mother Followed your parental instincts

Super Maiden Over Do three consecutive levels without losing a shield

It's Got Electrolytes! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the fresh water sample.

BLOODUH!? DERE! Achieved a score of 1,500 pJ on the blood sample.

You Can't Cut Back On Funding! You Will Regret This! Achieved a cumulative score of 6000 pJ

Bullseye Clear all of W1 target levels.

Champion You completed every challenge laid before you.

Expedition Leader You completed every expedition laid before you.

Most Valuable Pinball Receive the MVP highlight at the end of an Online Quick Match

Rinsing the flags Do 10 consecutive 1000+ point slalom gates

Master Dribbler 100% the game.

Your Princess is in Another Castle Clear all of W2 target levels.

Crystal Breaker Clear all of W3 Target Levels.

Golden Rings Clear all of W4 target levels.