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"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Prolific Photographer Take at least one photo in every research group

Hotfoot Travel 25 kilometers while riding the rails.

Iron Shadows in the Moon Reach the skies above the Exiled Lands

How's it Look, Doc? Craft 10 Medkits. They'll definitely come in handy.

Dealt with every Little Sister The player has either Harvested or Rescued every possible Little Sister

Oh, You've Done This Before Take down 50 enemies by sticking them with a grenade.

Ghost in the Machine Download a new ally into a robotic body.

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Return to Eden Bring the Father back to New Eden. Host only.

The Gardens Complete all levels in The Gardens

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Save Your Bacon Recruit Horatio. Don't mind his temper, he can be pig-headed sometimes. Host only.

Duck killed! Get killed by Nicole

Who you gonna massage? Get a massagy with Anne

Poking around Tap the Mayonnaise

Watch the cholesterol Get three stars with Mayo

Yo, where's your mojo? Fail 10 dates.

Slippery everywhere Get a massagy with Mayo

You'll be alone forever... Fail 20 dates.

Awoo! Get three stars with Nicole

Mother trucker! Get three stars with Martha

How does this even work? Get a massagy with Papu-Aiye

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

Expert Datemeister Date all dates!

Don't put your massage in crazy, man Get three stars with Janein

I hope that's ectoplasm Get three stars with Anne

Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight Kill 25 enemies using any type of takedown. Put that railroad spike to good use!

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

Super hero Complete game on I AM DEATH INCARNATE! (or ÜBER)

Poof! Use 3 smoke grenades.

Proud of your job! Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

Real people are overrated Get three stars with Papu-Aiye

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

Smooth Criminal Get three stars with all dates!

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Bytes all over you! Get a massagy with S.O.N.I.A.

Hackerbruh! Get three stars with S.O.N.I.A

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

Fully Researched Houdini Splicer Fully research the Houdini Splicer

I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! Unlock all the trophies!

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way.

"Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way.

"Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees.