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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

The Key To It All Recover the Atlas

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

Torn Up Rip apart 1 Olympus Sentry

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

CONFRONTATION Markus attacked the police

Whatever It Takes Rescue Jonah from Konstantin

The Road Less Travelled Unlock the path to Kitezh

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

English Pedigree Headshot an enemy with an arrow from a distance beyond 25m

"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Glub Glub Glub Drown 3 enemies using a water finisher

Craftswoman Craft 5 pieces of Equipment

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Weaponsmith Fully upgrade any weapon

The Price of Truth Finish the game on any difficulty

Fluent Reach max proficiency in any language

Good Samaritan Complete 3 Missions

BURN THE PLACE Markus conducted a violent riot

LIBERATION Markus reached the camp and liberated the androids