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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Long Way from Texas Complete D-Day.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Who Gives a Puck Obtain your first bounty

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Cleaning Up Refresh the Refresher

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Masshole Kill 300 People

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Skywalker Keep your feet off the ground and walls for 60 seconds

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

For the Path Protect Pilgrim's Sanctuary

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

Erdtree Aflame Used kindling to set the Erdtree aflame

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Godskin Duo Defeated Godskin Duo

Shardbearer Mohg Defeated Shardbearer Mohg

Han Slowlo Defeat 50 enemies under the effect of Slow

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree Defeated Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree

Maliketh the Black Blade Defeated Maliketh the Black Blade

Out of Bedlam Rescue a friend from the Bedlam Raiders

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber